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drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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vxpo:

Gaining followers at the speed of Robin Thicke’s album sales.

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10xme:

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wingw22:

catsbeaversandducks:

Together We Can See The World

When grandpa Horst walked into the Best Friends adoption center, a cat with only one eye caught his attention. Just like the cat, grandpa Horst can only see through one eye.
“Horst and Mimi bonded at the Best Friends Pet Adoption Center in Salt Lake City just a few weeks ago,” Best Friends Animal Society – Utah wrote. After meeting Mimi, he knew right away that that was the cat for him.
“You can’t see out of your right eye, and I can’t see out of my left, but together we can see the world,” Horst said to his furry companion in his home in Colorado.
“My grandfather and Mimi are truly happy together! I haven’t seen him this happy in years,” said Horst’s granddaughter Heather.

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so sweet

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lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

we’re finally together. and it’s much more sexual and inappropriate than we could have ever hoped. please help me out by reblogging this and as usual i’ll stalk some of your blogs to say thanks! :)

should I be concerned I’m not offended?

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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