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pumpkinfishes:

So we got some hamsters in at work.
And I just thought I’d share them with you guys.

pumpkinfishes:

So we got some hamsters in at work.

And I just thought I’d share them with you guys.

(via xdestinyrosex)

thelionandthellama:

Dan Howell in ‘How to eat a banana in an incredibly sexual way’. {x}

(via adayinthelifeofphan)

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

megalodonsrockyourshat:

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i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is 

imagefound it

excuse

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you

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i give up

(via make-me-a-pie)

Sunset in the clouds on the way back from London

Sunset in the clouds on the way back from London

danisnotonfire:

lovemeproper:

he’s so cute.

i look like i’m saying: ‘hahah.. PENIS’i don’t think that’s what i said. (was that what i said?) 

danisnotonfire:

lovemeproper:

he’s so cute.

i look like i’m saying: ‘hahah.. PENIS’

i don’t think that’s what i said.
(was that what i said?) 

(via adayinthelifeofphan)

orlandobloomers:

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen but it looks ridiculously fun at the same time 

orlandobloomers:

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen but it looks ridiculously fun at the same time 

(Source: steveinaspeedo, via tormentedtoaster)

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via smillzzzz)

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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(Source: adultswim666, via dashingthroughthephan)

lol that gif

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

ahhh this is the best one faves

(Source: sediti0n, via rightinthephils)

balanophagist:

my evolution

balanophagist:

my evolution

(Source: ahunna50niggaz, via rightinthephils)

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

(Source: violet-grubs, via dashingthroughthephan)